the name of the baby that you do not want to keep; a product of drunken sex at a dirty fraternity house.
"If I dance harder will Herbert die?"
"I don't a need a Herbert, it would just fuck up my life."
"Damn girl, did you get another Herbert last night?"
"I don't a need a Herbert, it would just fuck up my life."
"Damn girl, did you get another Herbert last night?"
by thedouchies May 18, 2009
the act of inserting nuts (testicles will not work) into the anal or in some instances the vaginal cavity to be retrieved by a small rodent.
by luckiepee-air January 13, 2011
It would seem that space hippies are, indeed, good for something.
"Mr. Spock... what does 'Herbert' mean?"
"It is somewhat... uncomplimentary, captain. Herbert was a minor official -- notorious for his rigid and limited patterns of thought."
"Mr. Spock... what does 'Herbert' mean?"
"It is somewhat... uncomplimentary, captain. Herbert was a minor official -- notorious for his rigid and limited patterns of thought."
"Man, I just got back from dealing with those tight laced assholes in administration. What a bunch of self-righteous morons."
"You mean the Herberts? Yeah, I reach. They try to hide their stupidity behind pissy school-girl momentum. They fail, of course."
"I know. Even Barris doesn't buy that shit."
"I take consolation in knowing that, when they're not bent over some desk appeasing their superiors, they're tearing themselves apart in the collective flame of a never-ending midlife crisis. At least /we/ maintain a sense of humor about it all."
"Hah, yeah. Fucking Herberts."
"You mean the Herberts? Yeah, I reach. They try to hide their stupidity behind pissy school-girl momentum. They fail, of course."
"I know. Even Barris doesn't buy that shit."
"I take consolation in knowing that, when they're not bent over some desk appeasing their superiors, they're tearing themselves apart in the collective flame of a never-ending midlife crisis. At least /we/ maintain a sense of humor about it all."
"Hah, yeah. Fucking Herberts."
by Øne October 23, 2007
by SnappyG December 16, 2022
A badass boot by Brahma that has a low cut "skate shoe" appearance, but has steel toe and steel shank sole support.
I thought he was wearing some pussy Vans, but as soon as that ANSI rated steel toe connected with my forehead, I was out cold. Now I swear by herberts my self.
by SkullWolf August 13, 2006
by Alright Thazzit January 17, 2008