Benny on a chain

A gay on a chain. like a dog on a leash, but gayer, and chainier.

From a great playground joke.
"Are you a Benny on a Chain?"
the typical response is "No"
"haha Benny on the loose!!"

by JoeyK October 3, 2006

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to do a bennett

Going to las Vegas, getting proper turboed, waking tied up in hospital with an IV drip.

"Ahh man that guy is turboed, he's going to do a Bennett"

by bag, bagp May 14, 2015

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to take a unusually long shit, most likely brought on by an upcoming unpleasant task including but not restricted to hard work.

guy: hey where's patrick?
other guy: i dont know. i bet hes pulling a benner.
guy: hes supposed to be painting the spare room.

by asseyes42 April 29, 2011

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What you say as a response when someone says they are "as straight as a ruler"

Tim: What? You think I'm... I'll tell you right now, that I'm as straight as a ruler
Bob: A bendy one.

by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010

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It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

by CianD_05 April 20, 2021

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TO FUCK A DUMB MISTRESS IN THE ASS

TO ENGAGE IN AWESOME BUTT SEX

I PULLED A BENNETT ON THAT DUMB BITCH BITCH MC-BITCH LAST NIGHT

by ihatethis456 November 22, 2011

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Buying too many things you don't need on Amazon. Stress shopping on Amazon. Buying things on Amazon so that you distract yourself from ordering food on DoorDash

My wife caught me Pulling a Bennie, now she's pissed AND my credit card is maxed out!

by CouldBeArt June 22, 2021

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