licking a badger's arse 

The dry, grubby feeling in your mouth left after a nights heavy drinking

After a night's heavy drinking john awoke to find his mouth felt like he'd be licking a badger's arse

licking a badger's arse by JimBill April 25, 2006

rough as a badger's arse

Adjective: Very rough, either literally, as in an unshaven gentleman's chin or figuratively as in uncivilised or things or behaviour.

"The people who moved in next door have parked their tarmac wagon across our drive again and stolen all the apples off our tree."
"Good gracious, they're as rough as a badger's arse."

rough as a badger's arse by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

dig up a badger and bum it

To be sexually frustrated to such desperation that you might venture into the countryside and do the aforementioned act.

"I'm so horny, I could dig up a badger and bum it!"

dig up a badger and bum it by Jaffy23 July 16, 2008

tanned as a badger 

To create confusion by gaining tan lines similar to that of a badger

"golly gosh squire you're tanned as a badger!"

tanned as a badger by Danny Stanbridge June 23, 2008

game as a badger 

This would be a discribing how a girl is towards sexual activitys with ANY males! "game as a badger" is referin g to badgers being hunted a.k.a game.

" ere you, suck us off my sack needs emptying "

" get it out then, ill suck you dry "

" haha shes game as a badger this one "

game as a badger by Leon May 13, 2005

Healthy as a Badger

Used to describe someone in their physical, mental and spiritual prime.

Person 1: How are you feeling? I heard you were sick.
Person 2: I'm as healthy as a badger!
Person 1: That's not a saying you fuckin idiot.
Person 2: *goes on urban dictionary to write a definition*

Healthy as a Badger by gloplord August 9, 2023

Skunk Like a Badger

When someone is terrible at something you call them Skunk Like a Badger, as they stink like a skunk and look like a badger (go outside you wont).

Samantha: Playing Fortnite with Dave
Dave: fucking annihilates Samantha.
Dave: "You're bad, you're free, literally and figuratively dogwater, straight up Skunk Like a Badger, any askers?"

Skunk Like a Badger by ClownJuice August 31, 2021