August 9th

if you are born on August 9th you are lonely asf and need attention before it becomes lethal
you have no frienfds and everyone thinks youre disgusting and ugly (including me)
you have no life and waste all your time playing League of legends instead of showering
you should honestly take a bath and walk outside away from your screen and touch some grass

random guy: youre so annoying of course you where born on August 9th
probably someone called Zephyr: i hate you
random guy: take a bath

by dinosaur with 500 teeth August 21, 2023

august 9th

august 9th is were females send 2 tit picks and booty picks to any male that asks

hey its August 9th

by only faxxx August 09, 2022

August 9th

National appreciate bae day!❤️ Appreciate your bae nd let them know how much they mean to you!💯

August 9th is national appreciate bae day so I’m gonna post my gf nd get her Starbucks!

by Titties765 August 09, 2022

August 9th

National Make A Quick Nude Pic day -

Any person reminded of this day must make and send you a nude pic as soon as possible wherever they are

- Hey, its August 9th, you know!
- Oh shit, I must find somewhere secluded to take a pic!

by hornntoad August 08, 2024

August 9th

On this day you have to buy your best friend their favorite food

On august 9th you have to buy your best friend their favorite food

by Mlcg1 August 08, 2022