by JordanPoolesSon December 8, 2021
Get the December 9th mug.Jack: Hey bro you participating in December 9th?
Logan: What’s on December 9th?
Jack: It’s the day you ask your crush out!
Logan: What’s on December 9th?
Jack: It’s the day you ask your crush out!
by •|Hope|• December 3, 2019
Get the December 9th mug.Hey Julian guess what today is
What?
December 9th Ask you crush out day
Will you go out with me
Sure heather
What?
December 9th Ask you crush out day
Will you go out with me
Sure heather
by Yafavvscogirk December 7, 2019
Get the December 9th mug.The day some really sexy, smart, and buff dudes were born. People born on this day have massive cocks and can steal peoples parents easily(not just moms).
Holy shit its december 9th , gotta suck that guy off i guess. He can leg press both of my parents omg im so wet rn.
by Someone with a massive cock November 25, 2021
Get the December 9th mug.by KatieKlutz November 30, 2020
Get the December 9th mug.December 9th is National A’s Kiss Day. This day anyone who’s name starts with an A have to kiss each other or at least flirt with one another.
*girl with a name kisses boy with a name*
A named Boy: what was that for?
A named Girl: its December 9th, National A’s Kiss day!
A named Boy: what was that for?
A named Girl: its December 9th, National A’s Kiss day!
by watermelon_pie December 7, 2020
Get the December 9th mug.On this day, any man that is over the age of 5, is required by US federal law 16.8.00.3 to give glizzy gluck 3000 to any other male (doesn’t have to be human). Only exclusion is that it can’t be male.
“Yo it’s december 9th!”
“Imma glizzy gluck my turtle hbu?”
“maybe just the cockroach i killed yesterday”
“Imma glizzy gluck my turtle hbu?”
“maybe just the cockroach i killed yesterday”
by Chlorinated_diplomat December 9, 2020
Get the December 9th mug.