if you we're born on this day, you are a wonderful person. you're kind, smart and lovable. dating or being friends with a person who was born on this day is a blessing. trust my word ; )
by ilovetaytay13 August 17, 2023

On this day, any man that is over the age of 5, is required by US federal law 16.8.00.3 to give glizzy gluck 3000 to any other male (doesn’t have to be human). Only exclusion is that it can’t be male.
“Yo it’s december 9th!”
“Imma glizzy gluck my turtle hbu?”
“maybe just the cockroach i killed yesterday”
“Imma glizzy gluck my turtle hbu?”
“maybe just the cockroach i killed yesterday”
by Chlorinated_diplomat December 9, 2020

Jack: Hey bro you participating in December 9th?
Logan: What’s on December 9th?
Jack: It’s the day you ask your crush out!
Logan: What’s on December 9th?
Jack: It’s the day you ask your crush out!
by •|Hope|• December 3, 2019

December 9th is National A’s Kiss Day. This day anyone who’s name starts with an A have to kiss each other or at least flirt with one another.
*girl with a name kisses boy with a name*
A named Boy: what was that for?
A named Girl: its December 9th, National A’s Kiss day!
A named Boy: what was that for?
A named Girl: its December 9th, National A’s Kiss day!
by watermelon_pie December 7, 2020

ViVi's birthday
by Stan LOONA!!! January 21, 2022

by Toxic shit December 9, 2020

National beat up Lazar day.
Lazar is an annoying nipple biter.
Only kids who go to a certain school can participate in this.
Lazar is an annoying nipple biter.
Only kids who go to a certain school can participate in this.
by Waxks December 8, 2021
