Customer: How am I supposed to use this $5000 monitor?
Genius: Oh, you need to get the Pro Stand dongle.
Customer: Ok, I'd like to buy it.
Genius: That'll be 999.
Term referring A Booty call.
A one night stand.
When you get a girls number at a club or a party and have little intent of calling her the next day.
A hoodrat hoe.
A hookup.
Guy: Hey can i get yo numba
Girl: Suure baby.
Girl gives guy number.
Guy programs her in as (Ashley)999
"Yo man im horny lets call up some 999s."
"Who is this girl?? she looks slutty, oh thats just a 999"