999

999 is evil while standing on your hands.

That kid is so 999. Then the dude stood on his hands and it said 666.

by Benny Boo August 25, 2006

999

The USD price of Apple's Pro Stand for the Pro Monitor.

Customer: How am I supposed to use this $5000 monitor?
Genius: Oh, you need to get the Pro Stand dongle.
Customer: Ok, I'd like to buy it.
Genius: That'll be 999.

by Clashin_Creepers June 4, 2019

999

1) 911 in England.
2) Crap TV show.

1) Quick, call 999!
2) Welcome to 999 Lifesavers with me, Michael Buerk.

by Lee October 15, 2003

999

Term referring A Booty call.
A one night stand.
When you get a girls number at a club or a party and have little intent of calling her the next day.
A hoodrat hoe.
A hookup.

Guy: Hey can i get yo numba
Girl: Suure baby.
Girl gives guy number.
Guy programs her in as (Ashley)999
"Yo man im horny lets call up some 999s."
"Who is this girl?? she looks slutty, oh thats just a 999"

by Ghoodlum April 17, 2009

999

this is the "BLOOD" call for snitchin; WARNING: IF YOU ARE NOT A BLOOD OR DON'T UNDERSTAND gangbangin' BECAREFUL WHEN SAYING THIS

I can't fuck wit yo he be triple 9'n (9ing or 999

by VULCANE February 21, 2009

999

A delivery company!

Call 999 and order some pigs!

by King Nob March 18, 2004

999

to have a number u call in an emergancy for a 'cuddle' or cos everyone else is busy...

Gonna call my 999 ;)

by supajubb October 19, 2004