.500 Smith

The most powerful handgun cartridge on the market right now. Yes it beats the Desert Eagle's .50AE and Raging Bull's .454 Casull. This monster is 12.7 X 41mm (read: it's huge). In comparison, the cartridge you stick in AK-47s is 7.62 X 39mm and M16s use 5.56 X 45mm (interesting to note that .500 actually produces more muzzle energy than 5.56 NATO; however, because the barrel is shorter the energy drops off faster)... The gun you stick this bad boy in weighs close to 5 pounds loaded and is a complete beast. Basically, you shoot something with this, it dies.

I brought down an African Elephant in 1 shot with my shiny new .500 Smith and Wesson.

by gun enthusiast August 11, 2007

500 Clown

v: to place oneself at extreme physical risk for the sake of a laugh

Origin: the Chicago-based "500 Clown", who are famous for their "firecracker chastity belt".

I thought I'd make these chicks laugh, so I 500 Clowned my face into the stop sign.

by Joseph Kay February 24, 2006

.500 Smith

a word used to express the caliber of .500 Smith&Wesson revolver. This revolver is so huge(the cartridge is like the size of your thumb!)it only carries 5 rounds rather than the traditional 6. This thing is used for stuff like killing grizzlies, I cant imagine what it could do to a person. This thing is more powerful than a .50AE desert eagle.

The hiker was being charged by a massive grizzly, so he killed it with his .500 Smith.

by !THOR September 5, 2008

"500 mile rule"

When ever you are 500 miles or more from your home and traveling alone without your other half (boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife) your actions are your own and you can not be held accountable for them.

Mostly in a sexual way.. murder someone and your sorry ass is still going to jail!!

I was at a conference in Vegas and totally hooked up with a hottie... You mean you cheated??? Nope I was covered under the "500 Mile Rule".. I'm all good.

by Knuckle Children January 1, 2008

500 miles

The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)

Well I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles to fall down at your door

by LizaGaye August 13, 2019

500 dollar lane

The breakdown lane on a highway. Why? Because that's how much money you gotta pay if a cop catches you driving in it.

(Can also mean the leftmost lane for trucks when they are only allowed to drive on the right.)

Passenger: This traffic sux! Let's take the 500 dollar lane.
Driver: Okay, but only if you'll front the $500 when statey sees us.

by creaternity May 12, 2006

500 pace

running at a pace suitable for 1 and 1/4 laps around a track; generally very quick

Jordan ran a 500 pace that was never seen in the history of track.

by Track Star March 7, 2005