401 K

What you know longer have because of the economy.

Bob "Hey Jim do u still have a 401 K?"
Jim "No..."
Bob "Me neither..."

by hhHhhhhHkkksssS August 19, 2010

401karen

An older Karen, probably retired

“This old lady earlier told me to tuck in my shirt because I looked indecent.”
“Man, what a 401Karen.”

by JFoxx125 December 3, 2020

401KO'd

When something drastic happens in your life that causes you to take a serious financial loss. Economic downturn on a personal level.

Dude 1: Hey, we going to pool our money for those season tickets?

Dude 2: I can't man, I took a paycut and totally got 401KO'd.

by Jason Brand February 23, 2012

401kill

1: To stalk a gay person with violent looking potatochips 2: To call some one a hacker (see 'hax') with the use of violent words 3: A person who has the love for illeagle immigrants 4: Concerning a person who has a girlfreind who may like counter strike source 5: Gets pwn3d by said girlfreind

401kill makes me want to have voilent potatochips while calling some one a hacker while having sex with an illeagle immigrant just to get pwn3d by some one who goes by the name of 'Ebony raven' and 'internalorganization'

by Notfossil March 31, 2005

401(k)

A stimulus package of 401 Kilograms of Columbia's finest, sold to America's top wealthiest 2%. Only the fattest of fat cats will be able to afford the proceeds of this package to finance the retirement of the individuals involved in selling these packages.

Guy #1: I'm on easy street now, I got myself a 401(k).
Guy #2: Are you sure?
Guy #1: Yeah I got me 401 Kilo's of Columbia's finest.
Guy #2: Where can I get one of those?
Guy #1: Definitely not on Wall Street.
Guy #2: Where then?
Guy #1: I know a guy down in Miami who can hook you up.
Guy #2: Sweet.

by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

It’s a sarcastic or comical way of saying you’re going to go very hard on something, whether that's a workout, cooking a steak, fixing a problem, etc. coined in 2025 by RCS

“How’s that new blender?”
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

by AKansasIntellectual June 14, 2025