October 18

A day for all those special hoes out there to finally celebrate their parents’ weak pullout game.

An October 18th Poem

It’s my birthday
it’s a great day

Tom Holland told me that he’s not gay
but he let me do him anyway.

And I know you might not believe that Tommy would go for me
but he became a hoe for me

And let me just say
he loved going low for me

by UrbanThesaurusaurusRex October 18, 2019

October 18

National Bruh day

October 18 is Bruh

by bruhwtfbruhfart October 16, 2019

October 18

National Give your boyfriend your scrunchie day.

Hey did you know October 18th is National give your boyfriend a scrunchie day?

by We excited October 15, 2019

October 18

National Hug A Person With Glasses day, you can hug anybody you want that wears glasses.

Its October 18! National Hug A Person With Glasses day!

by Phoenixboiii October 17, 2019

october 18

shredded cheese day. you’re only allowed to eat cheese if it’s shredded. start shredding the news

madison: You excited for october 18?
aij: hell yeah. i’ve been stocking up my shredded cheese for months!!!
madison: bring some of that cheese bro!!!

by yeeyeebruh October 15, 2019

October 18

October 18 is national crackhead day.This is a day to respect all crackheads whether it’s on school grounds or anywhere else.

Yo I wanna beat the shit out of Connor right now . Me: You can’t it’s October 18 which is national crackhead day

by Joe Obama October 17, 2019

October 18

National fuck your girlfriend day.

Yo bro do you know what day it is, it’s October 18 let’s get some.

by Kiry4000 October 15, 2019