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Just Using Their Laptops 

A lie told to superiors when being caught in flagrante delicto, especially the act of sexual intercourse. From the recent Northwest Airline escapade.
Jim and John were just using their laptops to review quarterly performance figures.
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usain bolt

the calves
usain bolt's calves are huge
usain bolt by BOT Birdie February 25, 2020

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(This is what can be seen in chat when the scam happens)
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Your-sinus? No it's Ursinus.
Ursinus by UCBrock February 14, 2018

HA! HA! I'm using teh internet!

The caption of a few images used when an individual says something that seems as if they were new to the world wide web.
kid: (in big red font) L00k whut i kan d0!
average human: *HA! HA! I'm using teh internet! image*

Uskin Blue 

A term used to dexcribe someone who is an idiot by wearing/ owning everything that is blue. Not to be confused with the blue man group.
Man stop being such a fucking uskin blue with that greasy janitor shirt.
Uskin Blue by frank whitee June 10, 2008