A person with penises for eyes. Very inconvenient, as you can imagine, but perhaps they could be of use in the porn industry.
Laugh and behold, the fates decided to agree with his request and grant it in the most hideous manner possible, for when he awoke the next day, instead of gazing at the ceiling above him, an inflamed phallus emerged from each eyelid.
He soon found himself standing on street corners, destitude and holding up a cardboard sign that read "Please be my friend" while civilians passed by and laughed, for he couldn't hide his erections, and when limp, his new penis-eyes looked hideous as ever. Über sat down and began to weep, though it was naught but urine trickling down his cheeks.
Truly, a lesson is to be learned from all this: Don't be an Über!
He soon found himself standing on street corners, destitude and holding up a cardboard sign that read "Please be my friend" while civilians passed by and laughed, for he couldn't hide his erections, and when limp, his new penis-eyes looked hideous as ever. Über sat down and began to weep, though it was naught but urine trickling down his cheeks.
Truly, a lesson is to be learned from all this: Don't be an Über!
by Shnap'd Again December 8, 2006
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Über, in German, is a prefix AND a seperate word (Z0MG!) As a seperate word, it can be used as an adverb or a preposition.
Über can also be translated as an adjective such as over, above, and super. The most frequent users of it as an adjective are gamers, chatters, and forum users.
Über can also be translated as an adjective such as over, above, and super. The most frequent users of it as an adjective are gamers, chatters, and forum users.
1. Z0MG!!! TAT GuN iZ TEH ÜBER 1337!
2. (as an prefix) übernehmen - take over (nehmen = take).
3. Über *random German* - Over the bridge.
2. (as an prefix) übernehmen - take over (nehmen = take).
3. Über *random German* - Over the bridge.
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