A person with penises for eyes. Very inconvenient, as you can imagine, but perhaps they could be of use in the porn industry.
Laugh and behold, the fates decided to agree with his request and grant it in the most hideous manner possible, for when he awoke the next day, instead of gazing at the ceiling above him, an inflamed phallus emerged from each eyelid.
He soon found himself standing on street corners, destitude and holding up a cardboard sign that read "Please be my friend" while civilians passed by and laughed, for he couldn't hide his erections, and when limp, his new penis-eyes looked hideous as ever. Über sat down and began to weep, though it was naught but urine trickling down his cheeks.
Truly, a lesson is to be learned from all this: Don't be an Über!
He soon found himself standing on street corners, destitude and holding up a cardboard sign that read "Please be my friend" while civilians passed by and laughed, for he couldn't hide his erections, and when limp, his new penis-eyes looked hideous as ever. Über sat down and began to weep, though it was naught but urine trickling down his cheeks.
Truly, a lesson is to be learned from all this: Don't be an Über!
by Shnap'd Again December 8, 2006
Get the Übermug. German for super, top of the line, the best, above the highest, unhuman qualities, used in video games frequently, true spelling requires a "Ü" as the first letter instead of a "U"
by Jonathan YocKim June 1, 2006
Get the Übermug. Über, in German, is a prefix AND a seperate word (Z0MG!) As a seperate word, it can be used as an adverb or a preposition.
Über can also be translated as an adjective such as over, above, and super. The most frequent users of it as an adjective are gamers, chatters, and forum users.
Über can also be translated as an adjective such as over, above, and super. The most frequent users of it as an adjective are gamers, chatters, and forum users.
1. Z0MG!!! TAT GuN iZ TEH ÜBER 1337!
2. (as an prefix) übernehmen - take over (nehmen = take).
3. Über *random German* - Over the bridge.
2. (as an prefix) übernehmen - take over (nehmen = take).
3. Über *random German* - Over the bridge.
by MAJORdorMo September 21, 2006
Get the Übermug. "Oscar and Penelope. That's an über-bingo" (Christoph Waltz upon receiving an Academy Award from Penolope Cruz)
by usborneryan March 8, 2010
Get the über-bingomug. by RyNb83 February 4, 2014
Get the über bonedmug. To be similar in manner to a freshman, regardless of age; freshman-like. (note that an Umlaut can be used, but is not necessary)
Billy just wouldn't shut up today, he's such an Über frosh.
Billy listens to (insert crappy band name here). He's such an Über frosh
Billy listens to (insert crappy band name here). He's such an Über frosh
by Enrique Nixon November 2, 2008
Get the Über Froshmug. One pimp to rule them all: The pimp of all pimps. A pimp so powerful, he has control over every living soul on the planet.
In order to become the Über-Pimp, Gendo Ikari played the song "1999" by Prince in the year 2000, causing a shockwave in the Space-Time Continuum that wiped out half of the entire human population.
by Reichu May 14, 2005
Get the Über-Pimpmug.