Alvar 

A common name which is commonly used around the UK.

a fat cvnt who spends his time in mcdonalds all day and avoids vegetables. He often says that hes on a diet when in reality he eats everytime you dont look at him.

Hey, that looks like a alvar

Alvar by CIAIsWatching November 1, 2022

alvar cock 

is the biggest cock

oh the cock is big
it'is a alvar cock

alvar cock by UWU DOB October 14, 2019

alvar cock 

is the biggest cock

oh the cock is big
it'is a alvar cock

alvar cock by UWU DOB October 14, 2019

Alvar male

"Alvar male" could be defined as a term used to describe a person named Alvar who embodies characteristics typically associated with an alpha male, such as confidence, assertiveness, and leadership qualities. This term could be used humorously or playfully to describe someone named Alvar who is seen as dominant or influential in a social or professional setting. But anyone could be referred to an Alvar male as long as a person named 'Alvar' is in the vicinity.

He is such an alvar male in difficult situations.
Alvar embodies the characteristics of a true alvar male.

Alvar male by CHWRITER April 20, 2024

5 alarm breath 

This describes one who has breath that is odorous and spicy.

Geezzz, Bruto has 5 alarm breath after the chili cook-off!

5 alarm breath by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

dick alarm 

A painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!

After drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!

dick alarm by pipelayer24 August 6, 2013

alarm clock 

An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning

Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.

alarm clock by Afakename August 26, 2015