Peanie 

A small, wool knitted beanie, that you place upon your penis head to keep warm in the cold winter nights.

ex. 1 The tip of my weenie was cold last night. So I placed my Peanie upon my penis head, to keep it warm.

ex. 2 My Peanie is stylish and matches my scrote.

Peanie by JoshStamper December 10, 2010

Peanis

Peanis is a penis that is the size of pea! So very small!

As he pulled his pants down she couldn't stop laughing at this peanis

Peanis by DarkKnighttt March 12, 2017

Peni 

Referring to multiple penises, typically used in the place of 'dicks'.

Philosopher: "It is little known that the hydra also had three peni, but that's enough about me."

Peni by DatBoiAJ July 17, 2016

Peanai 

Plural {Penis} See: Penis. Also, Reference to men.

1.) The boy was born with a deformity. Instead of having one penis he had two peanai.

2.) There were a lot of attractive peanai at the party last night.

Peanai by DRuth January 5, 2008

Penai 

Of or relating multiple phallic parts of the body; can be used to describe a someone, something, or a situation.

"Richard is such a dick"
"His family comes from a penail background"

"Oh my god! Go into the boys locker room!"
"i cant im gay"
"i am too there are so many different varieties of penai in there."

During the orgy the woman exclaimed, "I want you to stick you're penai in me and eat mini wheats from my pussy while you close of all holes in my body vanquishing any possibilities to grasp air within my longs while i'm tied down 50 Shades of Grey Style!"

Penai by Socratic Sarcasshole February 26, 2015

peni 

plural of penis

i have like 20 artificial peni (dildos) in my bag

peni by bigbazzascott December 10, 2022

Jean-pean 

The bunch that occurs in the crotch-region of jeans when one is sitting down.

You know what they say about big zippers... big jean-peans.

Jean-pean by ishecoming? November 2, 2010