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A noob or n00b is someone that lacks intellegance or common sense, most people think that noob is a word used only in the online gaming world, but in reality it is becoming an ever popular word with teenage society.
a noob could be simply a level 100 running round shouting ''WTF DO I GO!?'' or someone calling someone else a noob and then getting hit with a brick, anyone can call anyone a noob, but normally they are noobs themselves
*gets shot with chaingun*

"this game is no good, you all suck noobish balls you stupid noobs!*
by Danny! February 21, 2007
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A "noob" is a person who is new or inexperienced in a subject, usually an online game. Noobs are usually annoying and excessively stupid. Do not confuse noobs with newbs, who are inexperienced players that tend to be more mature and strive to become better.
Noob: can i hav muneys pplsplsplsplzz!!11
Newb: Would you mind sparing me some money?
-LATER-
Noob: pl0x sir!! money plszzz!!!111111111
Newb: Okay. :(
by rawrimamango May 18, 2007
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A person who usually plays games and is completely dependent on other people and usually cheats or goes the easy way to get better than other people.
NOOB: ZOMG LOOCK I AM NOW LEVIL 20099 BECUAZ OF HACS!!!!!11111111!!!

Normal person: Yeah good for you dipshit
by mattchewy2 June 23, 2010
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People who are bad at things
Person 1: Who's a noob?
Person 2: I heard that 'name' (eg. Aaron Hilton) is a noob
by CrazyHobo December 20, 2012
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A person new to an online game. It is not to be confused with "newb". A newb is somebody new to an online game who is calm, sensible, intelligent and willing to learn. While a noob is a person new to an online game who think they are better then everyone else, usually stupid, arogant, have horrible grammer, in MMORPGs are usually annoying beggars.
Newb: "Hey man do you know how to get to This river? i cant find it."

Exp Player: " yeah just go through that cave and you should see it"

Newb: "thanks a lot man"
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Noob: " I CNAT FIDN tEH pRviER LOLOLOLOLLOLOULOLIOLILOLOL!!!!!11!!!11!1111!! WHERE IS IT!!!!1!!1!/????//???? LoLOLOLoLolOLOlOLoI ROxxor!!!111!!" Exp Player: "Stfu noob"

Noob: "HYE STFU DIKC ILL PQN JOO!!111!11! I REPORT YU I SEE UYO HAXOR lOLoLolOlololoROFLROFLROFLROLROFLO!!11!1!1!SDFHBG"

Exp Player: (Kills noob)....
by titsmcjizz December 9, 2008
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a word that the more you use it, the more it applies to you
"- you're all noobs!"
"- stfu noob"
by sdfw2 December 25, 2007
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Someone who thinks they are "1337" or "uber" and is better than everyone and everything on the earth and think they should be praised

Common noobs get into arguments over reaons like money or items or something they need or just plain being annoying some noobs are just 5 year old brats.
Noob: 0MG like l0l0l0l0l0l00ll00l 0monneyyy -;ppl0xxxxxx!! lolololo ngnffn
Human: No you Fag!
Noob: OMG NYOU NOWWEMEMEMEB!!! AJLLHLH IMA HACK JUUUUU
by No,Shut up September 26, 2009
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