Goober 

The most delicious mixture of peanut butter and grape jelly. Many believe it was sent down from heaven as a gift to man kind from God.

I wish we had Goober in the pantry, i’m so hungry right now.

Goober by Goober Smuck June 10, 2019

Goober 

An oafish dimwitted goofball from a small town, usually from the Southern or Midwestern states, but can also be found in the American Southwest , Pacific Northwest and occasionally the more rural areas of New England. Similar to a hick but with more limited cognitive abilities (as hard to swallow as that might be). Goobers can have lovable characteristics, but that’s not always set in stone.

On the movie Deliverance the guys who sodomized Ned Beatty were hillbillies, while the retard with the banjo was simply a harmless goober.

Goober by McLuvin505 May 3, 2008

Goober 

DRQ....... Anyone with the interest of a baseball player and avid hunter

Friend 1:"Let's go hunting this weekend"
Friend 2: "You are such a goober"

Goober by Gamecock16 January 23, 2013

goober 

a very attractive baseball player at whitman highschool who is the hottest sophomore vietnemese kid.the only bad thing about him is he is very shy

Lau: holy shit theeres goober...hottest guy in our grade
Steph: AMEN to that!!

goober by syracuse December 10, 2004

Goober 

Goober refers to drool, spit-up, boogers and other various forms of child slobber, particularly when those substances have come in contact with another person, such as a parent or sibling.

Big Sister: "Baby Sarah just goober'd on me!"

Parent: "Let me wipe off that goober"

Goober by Articulax October 23, 2019

goober 

Baby talk for penis

Parent talking to kid:
"Little Billy, stop playing with your goober or it'll fall off"

goober by SuperDude12326 April 4, 2009

goober 

Person who wears socks to bed

Dan is a goober.

goober by binsyy October 15, 2014