Chuck Norris 

Having sex with a girl, when you are about to ejaculate pull out, and give her a round house kick.

Every year on my birthday Jen lets me give her a Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris by Tony G in Florida December 27, 2008

chuck norris 

Once a respected actor, now just a way to be cool, I mean, seriusly, most everybody that says those damn jokes don't know about his show, or even the lever that used to be on Conan o' Brian. What has the world come to?

Chuck norris was once funny, until not funny people started bringing those jokes to school and resiteing them to everybody and thinking that they are so funny
HAHAHA
thanks for beating a dead horse

chuck norris by Pat and Brandon July 21, 2006

Chuck Norris 

A person, who got a high reputation due to some kids' high imagination. Chuck Norris is nothing, but an un-attractive person who's physically weak as a fly. The whole truth about him, will be revealed on the example below:

Chuck Norris secretly wears womens' underwear.

Chuck Norris by MoonLightGr89 April 5, 2009

Chuck Norris 

The act of kicking a girl in the back of the head while she is mounting you.

I didn't like that bitch so i gave her the ol' Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris by Oakie Oakerson June 11, 2006

chuck norris 

Texas Ranger who likes to pimp his home gym thingy. Throw him into any sentence involving celebrities and the sentence is instantly funny.

The best actors in the world are Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, and Chuck Norris.

chuck norris by Friend with benefits May 9, 2005

Chuck Norris 

This is not the person Chuck Norris rather and act as in the act of Chuck Norrising sombody.
It essential is an abe lincoln but with rph.
It is where you ejaculate on someones face and stick red pubes to the face making a beard ressembaling Chuck Norris.

Dude that chick i hooked up with last night was a bitch so i Chuck Norrised her ass.

Chuck Norris by Tyler Colvin January 24, 2008

Chuck Norris 

One of the world's most annoying person, behind Spongebob, Trolls, and Joe Jonas.

He's an overused meme since people did some shit this one day and now it's all about "OMGZ! HE KILLED A GUY WITH JUST A GLIMPSE!"

People say if you insult him, you die, I'm obviously still alive suckers!

See: People who obviously haven't watched Phineas and Ferb, they can kick Chuck Norris' ass in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001/2 nanoseconds

Douchebag: OMGZ! CHUCK NORRIS IS THE REASON WE'RE IN A RECESSION, HE GOTZ ALL THE MONEY!

Me: Screw You, he's a myth, oh look, still alive

Douchebag: *looks up in the sky* I THOUGHT YOU WERE REAAAAAAL!

Chuck Norris by therocker6 June 27, 2010