Nocturnal dirt people 

People of low social standing who wait outside big box stores on Black Friday and try to haggle prices when finally let in.

Ugh…. Here we go again. My shift just started and I’m already dealing with the nocturnal dirt people.

Nocturnal dirt people by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021

nocturnal commissions 

A term used for the wet dreams of the 45th POTUS over the insane amount of money he’s making while in office.

Yeah, I’m guilty of experiencing nocturnal commissions alright, although it’s less and less as I get older!

nocturnal commissions by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

Nocturnal liquidation 

When you urinate in someone's mouth when they are sleeping.

I was so tired of hearing her snoring that I thought that a little nocturnal liquidation would get her quiet.

Nocturnal liquidation by Almighty Money Folk July 4, 2016

Nocturnal Overdrive 

When your mind is constantly racing late at night but you're extremely low on energy.

I'm tired as fuck but I can't stop thinking. Fuck Nocturnal Overdrive.

Nocturnal Overdrive by RariFoag Productions May 12, 2019

nocturnal mission 

When an individual wakes up at nighttime with an unwielding need to poop - the result is a sprint to the toilet where one hopes to make it before defecating in the pyjamas.

I failed my nocturnal mission last night, so I left my jammies in the hamper for you to clean up.

nocturnal mission by TimmerOU812 April 23, 2017

Nocturnal Octopus Ninja 

A nocturnal octopus, highly trained in the art of being a ninja. Will eat you, if you do not pay it proper respect.

Bob: Oh my goodness, I had a meaningful dream last night...
Tom: No way, bro. What happened??
Bob: The nocturnal octopus ninja came to me, he told me all the answers, man.

Tom: Wow...

Nocturnal Octopus Ninja by VISAGEdeDUNETTE December 21, 2010

nocturnal enuresis 

A urological complaint: involuntary urination after the age at which bladder control usually occurs or by immature bullies when excited or provoked.

Dr: "Sorry, but your son has nocturnal enuresis."

Mrs MarillionFan: "Is it serious?"

Dr: "Oh no, madam. It is very, very funny.

nocturnal enuresis by MarillionFan's mum March 27, 2011