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jesus bolts

The "jesus bolts" are the small, high-tensile bolts that attach the rotor pitch control push rods to the swash plateon a helicopter.

If one of these bolts fails, then one of the 'copter's rotors will be decoupled from the cyclic/collective pitch control, which is generally thought of as a Bad Thing; they are so called because if you've led a good life, afther the failure Jesus is the next person you meet.

See also zero survivability incident
Pilot: "Is this thing good to go ?"
Engineer: "Yeah, we even gave you new Jesus Bolts !"
Pilot: "Gee, thanks."
jesus bolts by eighthofseven August 17, 2007
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Cranks my bolts 

Cranks my bolts by Wes018 August 1, 2019

lightning bolts of lightning 

Part of a phrase that Fayt Leingod from Star Ocean: Till the End of Time sometimes says when he uses the attack "Lightning Blade" which infuses his sword with the power of lightning temporarily.
Fayt: "Lightning bolts of lightning, grant me the power to strike down evil!!!"

bag a bolts 

Basically mean a car that is a Shit Box
Hey look at Justin's Car its a bag a bolts
bag a bolts by Mrpony03 June 10, 2018

Cracker Bolts

A term used to describe a SS tattoo . Usually the person using this term doesn't know what it really means ,(nazischutzstaffel ) but does know it's a racsist tattoo worn by white people (crackers) that looks like lightning bolts.
Hey white boy , why you got them cracker bolts on your arm for , you don't like black people ?
Cracker Bolts by brandNV November 23, 2016

Electrocution Bolts 

Lightning Bolts 

Lightning bolts are stretch marks from when a bitch has had a baby, and the stretch marks resemble lightning bolts.
That bitch told me she didn't have no kids, but when l got her pants off she had lightning bolts.
Lightning Bolts by the $cuN>| December 9, 2008