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Eggplant 

An insulting noun to describe stupid and or useless person, much like the actual plant. It is best used on a person of low intelligence as they do not understand they are being called an eggplant.
Kramer - You Fucking Eggplant!!
Jem- Whyyy?
Kramer- Because all you do is sit around like an eggplant!
Jem- I'm confused!
Kramer- BECAUSE YOUR A FUCKING EGGPLANT!!!!
Eggplant by Tape63 August 19, 2010

eggplant 

A creepy ass person with huge cheeks on the bottom and a pin head on top. The disperportionateness of their face makes them appear creepishly like an eggplant.
He's such an eggplant, I hope he goes on a cheek fat loss diet and stops stalking me.
eggplant by boogyman1234321 October 24, 2011

eggplant 

the vegetable we use to talk about pp on texto or conversation
omg his eggplant is so big, it can’t even fit in my mouth !
eggplant by anywaysoooo March 19, 2021

Eggplant 

A person who is black on the outside and yellow on the inside. In other words they're black versions of eggs, obsessed with anything Asian/Anime. They are a very rare sight indeed so if seen take a picture because you never know when you'll see your next eggplant again.
Bill: oh dude look it's an eggplant near all those eggs playing wii!
Dan: No way, I gotta take a picture of this!
Eggplant by BobTHEIMPALER13 July 29, 2011

Eggplant 

Dan also known as dampsandwich also known as eggplant

he is believed to be a descendant from the eggplant family, and speaks the language "hubba hubba"
Dan likes to eat fellow eggplants while watching anime and the bee movie, he practises cannibalism.
Dampsandwich the Eggplant posted a picture of himself eating another eggplant, with the captions "I ATE MY FIANCE HELP"
Eggplant by Dan's Carrot April 17, 2013

Eggplant 

A fruit, related to tomato and potato. Commonly inserted into their own vaginas by female holewreckers in order to strech the inner boundaries of the pussy and loosen it
There are even known instances of eggplants being inserted even into anus of a person, leaving a permanent gape
Eggplant by 32121 December 21, 2017