eggplanting

BDS&M term regarding the insertion of a finger or other object up a man's pee hole and jerks him off until he orgasms "internally."

Thank you for eggplanting me with such amazing precision and skill, Mistress Jenna!

by Buck Dagby September 29, 2008

Eggplant

To Eggplant:

1. To bust on a girl's face.

2. To ejaculate on an unwilling female's facial region.

(Best done anonymous while wearing a cape, of course)

Guy: Yo, I tied her down, and eggplanted all over her face.

Guy 2: Shit, bro, you wear the cape?

Guy: Hell yeah, Guy 2, like a fucking fiend.

by I am XANDERALE April 19, 2009

Eggplant

A man's mascot.

A male's symbol is an eggplant.

by JustARandomUser August 12, 2020

Eggplant

Eggplant is what people use to text the dick emoji.

girl 1 in text: Hey i want to see a eggplant pic
Guy 1: oh yeah girl. (send pick of his dick)
Girl 1: Omg your so cute

by lovelife07 June 3, 2019

Eggplanting

When a guy is planting his sperm into a girl either willingly or unwillingly.

Guy: Im 'bout to start Eggplanting all inside of you!
Girl: Go ahead i want you to!

by KaliVali June 10, 2009

eggplant

a food that nobody fucking eat

"what are you eating"
"eggplant that I only fucking eat no one else"

by amandamaejean January 10, 2016

Eggplanting

The act of getting a boner

Friend one: "Damn, look at all this fine booty, dude I'm totally eggplanting"
Friend two: "Same, dude, same"

by Jill_Bree16 March 5, 2015