Whiteout Moment

When a guy denys relations he has had with a girl he dated or had a one night stand with in the past

Jon: Dude didn't you have sex with Lindsey?
Kevin: No way man, shes not my type.
Jon: Are you sure? Maybe your just having a whiteout moment.

by Supersingleton January 2, 2010

whiteout

To bust/cum on a girls face and then blow on it to dry it up

She said i couldn't bust in her mouth so i gave that bitch a whiteout!

by therealdicktracy January 9, 2012

Whiteout

Partaking of too much leaf causing sudden nausea and a draining of blood from the face - hence the 'white'. Usually followed by upchucking an passing out in a pile on the floor

Dave had too much of the spliff and suddenly did a whiteout

by mashy October 27, 2003

white out

1) A sevear blizzard where nothing but snow is visable.
2) A brand of correction fluid
3) To overdose on Cocaine
4) To ejaculate into your own or your partners eye.

Harry suffered a white out. He was not happy.

by black flag May 31, 2004

white out

Goes off of the principle of a black out but takes it further. there are several different ways to acheive a white out. You must be so drunk that you : A) wake up in another city, state, or country with no knowlege of where you are and how you got there. B) lose or seriously damage a body part. C) wake up with complete amnesia..... like who the fuck am i? D) wake up married, losing or gaining a substantial amt. of money, or adopted an african baby.

dude did you hear about jeffs white out? Homie woke up drunk in canada yesterday missing a toe thinking he was brad pitt..... dude had an african baby though so i can understand that part.

by ace in your hole December 27, 2010

whiteout

A whiteout is when a man allows his penis to do all of his thinking for him. Akin to "blacking out" from being drunk, he may lose the ability to form coherent sentences, and begin communicating with offensively suggestive guttural sounds towards people.

The prevailing hypothesis suggests this is caused by a backlog of semen rushing to the cranium, soaking into the brain and impairing it's function. Once the whiteout is over, the man usually does not remember where he is, what he said, or what he did.

-Hey, why is Neal acting so aggressive and brash tonight?
-He must be having a whiteout because he saw a nice pair of jugs. We should issue a warning to everyone in the area: Hide the women and children.

by BDP reproductions August 3, 2018

White Out

When you take a dab and snort a line of xanax without exhaling.

White out - taking a dab and snorting a line of xanax before exhaling.

by xxemptywallsxx September 24, 2017