gram

Hooking up with a girl one time and thinking they are in a long term relationship(especially when she is drunk and you are completely sober).

Yeah Pat hooked up with Eileen last weekend, and now he thinks they're dating, typical gram.

by Hayhead69 December 16, 2007

Gram

Short for Grambling State University, located in the town by the same name, Grambling, Louisiana. Founded in 1901. Homepage: www.gram.edu

We're headed to Gram this weekend for the game.

by BryantQ December 7, 2006

Gram

The act of posting on Instagram.

You Gram that yet bro?
Just sittin here Gramin.

by Kap21 May 10, 2018

gram

a metric unit of measurement

gimme a gram?

by Cody5050 January 27, 2021

Gram

A unit used in the Metric System. It defines something's or someone's mass.

1: "A paperclip weighs 1 Gram."
2: "I don't need to know that but it's fun to know."

by GidGid July 22, 2021

Gram

BIG HAWT OLD PERSON

I WOULD SMASH THAT GRAM

by xx_gramlover_xx August 18, 2021

Gram-Schmidt Method

Possibly the longest, most pointless, drawn out, disconcerting, boring process in all of mathematics. Finding the orthosomething basis for a matrix.

Find the orthonormal basis for A using the Gram-Schmidt Method.

by DB|DB May 11, 2011