chaphead

Someone who is addicted to chapstick. They are a chaphead, like a crackhead.

Dillon Bobbitt is such a chaphead.

by Jim F. Jecklookey January 17, 2009

chaired

When you are given a 'new' & 'better' office chair, and forced to use it because it's new. See also; "If it ain't broke, fix it till it is."

Authority, "You can put your ass in the chair or the chair can go in yer ass, shlub."
Poor Shlub, "Fuck, I got chaired."

by Shlubs McGee January 24, 2016

wheel chaired

To be so impaired from drink or drugs that a wheel chair is needed to move you.

Justin was so trashed in the Las Vegas Airport after a weekend of partying that security deemed him "unfit to fly" and he had to be wheel chaired out of the airport.

by Alphonse Drzzny December 29, 2008

Chairleader

Someone who pushes chairs around the office to look busy.

Natasha stop being a chairleader and do some work!

by JubJubs May 15, 2014

Chinhead

Like a Conehead, but instead, ya' know....Chin.

Jay Leno has a chinhead.

by b.TiMe. May 8, 2010

chaired

When you're sat outside on a mouldy old chair, just trying to get down with that goth silence, it takes 30 minutes to open the back door, and you can't remember how to stop the world from spinning.

"Dude... So totally chaired man"

by PHeeSH August 21, 2003

reverse carhead

oral sex given by a driver to a passenger while in cruise control and the passenger steers. Most likely to be performed if the passenger is male.

She was uncontrollably horny while she was driving so I steered while she gave me reverse carhead. Thank God for cruise control.

by ToriReese March 28, 2009