Alf

To perform oral sex on a woman (to eat out her pussy); term is a reference to the 80's sitcom character, Alf, an alien that liked to eat cats.

Bitch, your pussy better be clean, because I don't want to ralph after I alf.

by Esteboner January 4, 2008

Alf

To be sexist, racist, anti-semetic, sectarianist, ageist and every other adjective used to describe some form of discrimination.

All of these adjectives are contained within this word, no fewer.

Name derived from the 1980s/90s extra-terrestrial sitcom character.

Commonly used as an insult.

Person 1: Have you noticed how discriminatory Stephen has been towards everyone lately?
Person 2: Yeah. Let's call him Alf.

by proudimagineer October 8, 2011

Alf

Incredible dresser, snappy attitude, hilarious, and a super hip indie rocker

If only Alf were here to save us....

by zynbios October 30, 2003

Alf

the animal liberation front
a group of radical animal lovers
considered terrorist by the FBI and the Scotland yard. just as bad as elf

all the crazy ass alf memebers should be castrated and then shipped to mars

by bmk December 3, 2003

Alf

Another name for an uncircumcised penis.

Jews do not have alfs.

by Fahrenheit614 March 20, 2007

Alf

tiny dwarfish animal that wrestles with mexican gangsters often called mini khabib

Watch out alf is there

by Eaglewannabe February 13, 2019

Alf

The best sphinx cat. (Better than bingus.) Can and will also be referred to as “skinbaby”, “skinbag”, “skinball”, “raw chicken”, etc.

Friend: Who’s your favorite skinball? Mine’s bingus.
Me: Alf😁

by Gingerbravesmirk February 15, 2022