FIF

Short for "Fake Internet Friend"

Bob: "Where were you last night?"

Carol: "I was talking to Alice"

Bob: "You stood me up for a FIF?"

by timbora October 19, 2009

Fif

Typical Marijuana

Man, you got anything good?
Yeah, I got some bomb fif.

by Pseudonymtime October 15, 2010

FIF

When you count to five, you dont say, 1,2,3,4,5. You say, one,two,three,for, fiffffffffffffffff. So you plead the FIF Amendment. Or you will be home October FIFFFFF.

one, two, three, four, fiffffffffffffffffffff

by Ryan Stryker December 3, 2007

FIF

Fungus Infested Freak, one who rips out their hair, scalp becomes overridden with Ring Worm and Lice. Infected individual loses aprox. 50 I.Q. points. Busts ass as much as possible. Thrives off of fecal matter.

Guy walks down the street, witnesses an individual rolling around in the mud ripping out their hair, screaming and ranting about how they did'nt get their pony for christmas as a kid.

Guy: "Man what the fuck is your problem you FIF?!"
FIF: "BONACA DELPHOCKA!"

by Doc Roc May 21, 2008

fif

Short for "Funny In the Face" word discovered by Just0 and MurDa... inspired by Nash

"WoW, That Chick is a FiF, did you see that face??!!!!"

by MurDa_Los July 28, 2008

fif

Fuck it's funny.
The main idea was to get rid of 'lol' (laugh out loud).
So 'fif' was born.

I say: use it instead of 'lol'. FIF!

by Zoja February 29, 2008

fif

a number between 4 and 6

three ,fo ,fif ,six

by Dave Chappelle February 24, 2004