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Minstrel's Bane 

"The Minstrel's Bane" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "The Minstrel's Bane" is when you slip your flute into the case of the novice piper and allow him to practice his scales.
Apernam, though displeased with Shakti's falling prey to the Minstrel's Bane, forgave him, for he too was once fooled by the False Celery.
Minstrel's Bane by boatbutter March 9, 2007
A term used to refer to someone with a nose piercing (stud). This particular hole located on the facial region, based above the exterior of the nasal cavity. It is often used as a favourable secondary organ to assist in the art of breathing when the stud is removed. This art is practised amongst the tribes or colonies with larger noses.
"And then the Baneen removed the stud and air went into her lungs"
Baneen by icetruck666 January 26, 2012
The Baneen is a subspecies of hawk that has an unusual hole on the side of it's nose. It can often be used as a hidden inferior breathing valve that involuntarily contracts and relaxes.
"My pet Baneen was not breathing yesterday. Why isn't it dead?"
"Don't be silly Helga, it was using its hidden breathing valve."
Baneen by caterpillargirl101 January 26, 2012
Fuck i'm balmed.
Man, he's balmed tonight.
Lets get balmed tonight cunts.
balmed by homeless_bum____ August 18, 2009
A term used to describe something/ someone extremely frightening. The word "Baneen" is often used to express a severe sense of fear or dread.
"How was the movie, John?"
"Saying that it was scary would be an understatement. That movie was Baneen!"
Baneen by Abacabbx3 January 10, 2012

ray-bamnesia 

A condition that causes a person to search fruitlessly for a pair of shades that are already on top of his or her head.
Natasha kept looking for her shades, but they were on her head. Must be ray-bamnesia.
ray-bamnesia by GucciLittlePiggy October 9, 2008