William Stanzibar

a valiant wrestler specialising in judo

p1: wow that guy is such a valiant wrestler
p2: yeah, ze name is William Stanzibar

by oppoxite March 21, 2024

William Britain

womanless man, suicidal, miner lover.

William Britain did you finally come out as a racist?

by SamsStudio March 22, 2024

William

Loved by friends feared by enemies. Most likely very good at practicing law and power lifting. He is loved.

“Hey, is that your friend William over there?”
“Oh yeah, William is everyone’s friend! He is a mighty good friend.”

by Imliterallyjustafriend March 23, 2024

William hurt you

‘William Hurt You’, the act of someone losing their temper with someone else and warning them.

“I swear, if you keep winding me up I’m going to really ‘William hurt you’.

“Oh mate, I tell you, I was so close. I literally said ‘do that again and I’m going to ‘William hurt you’”.

by AllyConda March 26, 2024

William

William is gay not straight also he's not 5 foot 9 he's rlly short like below average

Damn are u a william?

What's that?
Yk like a short gay person

by Urmom0912 April 10, 2024

William Patrick Spencer Gold

a big ole cutie pie!!

Omg! William Patrick Spencer Gold??? You're such a cutie pie!!

by THISbutinlowercase April 18, 2024

William Mclong

A fat SCP-096 looking ahh kid who plays War Thunder for 25 hours a day.

I am so fat. I feel like William Mclong

by suusususususus April 19, 2024