free-food fiasco

Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!

Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019

Why Is Food Good

Because it is

BOB: Why Is Food Good ?
Jimmy: Because it is, How is that a hard question

by Killin Hitman May 6, 2021

Irish Food

Inspiration to find better places to eat.
Better known as the world's most okay-est food.

Hiorty: Anybody want some Corned Beef? Its quite great Irish Food.
Gerthrude: Heavens, I need an Italian chef...

by OreganoMeme January 25, 2025

food

the best thing in the world

i love food

me too

by dfndndfhdfbd August 11, 2019

Emergency Food

See Paimon and Chopper

Paimon is emergency food

by Blueberie January 4, 2024

food

food is good bc food is great

i love food

by lesi toner October 8, 2020

foode

1 - when someone says something really really stupid

2 - when you see a literature word that you dont know

3 - when someone is lame

(1) Bob: I love eggs!
Billy Bob: Man, that was foode!

(2) Bob: What's the answer?
Billy Bob: Must be foode!
Bob: Oh hey, it's right! Thanks Billy!
Billy Bob: Man, it's all in the foode

(3) Bob: Hahahahaha I SUCK EGGS!
Billy Bob: Man, that sh** was foode!!!!! Shut yo foode a** up!

by Zxenu April 19, 2007