There's no protocol for monkeys

When a problem is being discussed, but due to a lack of correct terminology no solution is reached.

"A child has fallen from a monkey at school, what do you do?"
"....There's no protocol for Monkeys"
"You mean monkey bars?"

by VintageCola May 11, 2018

Honkey Monkey

Honkey Monkey: Someone who has a mix raced being either mother or father one must be Caucasian while the other's African American.

Luke: So are you mixed?
Nick: Yeah my mom's black and my dad's white

Chris: Oh so you're a Honkey Monkey?
Nick: Yeah that's exactly it

by Tobias Cornett December 4, 2018

Coochie Monkey

A monkey that comes out of a coochie, it's a real thing I swear.

hey, that mother fucker has a coochie monkey. kill her!

by The orange man February 16, 2021

un-monkey

Is the action of removing a monkey from something, someone or somewhere by any methods such as burning, cuting or using un-monkey magic.

Fuck it *un-monkeys your ball*

by morewater November 4, 2021

rash monkey

1. A monkey born of unknown origins that is fond of crack-like areas. Can lead to painful irritated red areas.

2. the result of larger than normal thighs rubbing angrily against each other

Man that rash monkey is really riding me.
Did you see the size of that rash monkey, she really should apply lotion.

by The Dubber May 28, 2008

love-monkey

a person who will do everything and anything for love
even if it means someones life is being taken away

" Get me Lola Provetts body at once you love-monkey"
(only an example)

by h of awesomeness October 15, 2011

Monkey Twister

A specially trained monkey, hired by males (and on some occasions females) to twist said person's nipples when desired.

"Dude, I heard Jim hired a monkey twister for his weird fetish."

by ghosteez March 1, 2014