Faul-Tea

When someone says 'Tea' but in the wrong context or scenario

Person 1: What's your favorite kind of food?
Person 2: OMG, Tea.

Person: Um, that's a Faul-Tea use of 'Tea,' hun

by slumdom August 3, 2022

tea

It's a drink that is made by certain types of leaves.

Girl 1: I love tea

by thatgirlwhostares April 21, 2020

BLOW THAT TEA

A call for a blow job typically used by a British person or a tea lover.

Lad1: Did you and Molly get it on last night?
Lad2: We sure did, I told her to blow that tea mate.
Lad1: You ledge.

by spicymosquitobitestits August 12, 2016

Cold Tea

Gossip or information about someone else that is found out late.

Did you hear about the big fight last week?
No, what fight?
Dude, you always get the cold tea.

by seafoodstartup December 6, 2021

Malcolm X Tea

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.

Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")

by abelgotha April 26, 2024

Tea

Kelvin
A 6’2 lightskin jamaican Nigerian fine man

Kelvin’s so tea

by Crickkkkkk May 14, 2024

Montana sweet tea

A spitter bottle, full of that dark chew spit.

Don't drink that it's "Montana sweet tea".

by Montana gentleman's club October 7, 2018