Sam

Sam is the most amazing person you will ever meet. His mind boggling eyes and smile makes you forget about all your problems in a split second. However, he is always there for you anytime you need help. He is someone you can easily fall for but only has one girl on his mind. He is the most understand, kind, oddly hilarious even with his extremely nerdy personality, and caring individual. If you’re lucky enough to have him he’ll give you a reason to fall in love with him every day, even if it’s just a smile.

God I’m in love with Sam.

by Jimmybrianthebear September 15, 2018

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Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.

“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”

by MJM2020 December 3, 2018

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Hey, Sam

Hey... Remember how you said "Der... Islam bad because they use God to slaughter people thinking that it 'Good' "? You see how the Jews are doing THAT EXACT THING by invoking the amalek and then slaughtering the Palestinians?

Hym "Hey, Sam... Is it different though? Is it different because it's retaliatory? I mean you could argue that it was retaliatory when the Muslims did it in direct response to invasion... Is it because they're only killing their out-group? Like, the Muslim were willing to kill 'their own people' and that is worse than just killing other people? How's that any different from 'civilian casualties?' Still just out-group = fine in-group + out-group = bad?"

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

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