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Chattanooga Poo Choo

A sexual act / contest in which three or more men (or women with a strap on) perform anal sex on each other in a line. The member of the train that has the most fecal matter on their penis is the winner. The loser is the person from whom the winner has just removed their penis. The penalty for losing is that the loser must clean the penis of the winner by whatever means the winner requests.
Peter thought he was going to have a great night with his buddies until he lost the Chattanooga Poo Choo.
by Harry G. Balzak October 18, 2011
mugGet the Chattanooga Poo Choomug.

poo ticket run

The act of getting naked when intoxicated, placing about one metre of 'poo tickets'(toilet paper)in between the bum cheeks, setting the end on fire, and running to extinguish.
there is no example needed..just do the poo ticket run!
by first witness December 31, 2007
mugGet the poo ticket runmug.

poo tang wang

by hahashannon March 25, 2009
mugGet the poo tang wangmug.

ziggy poo-peed

Okay, getting ziggy poo peed is when you wake up in the morning after a night of drunken action and you have jiz and vomit all over your body, youve been peed on, youve soiled yourself, and the most important part- There's a big fat penis resting on your face.
Awh man, I got ziggy poo-peed last night.
by Jeff December 7, 2004
mugGet the ziggy poo-peedmug.

poo my ride

when a person drives around in his car with poo in his pants. Also know as, car crap, shit seats or diarrhea driver.
After eating a double cheese pizza on his road trip, Brad was excited about his successful attempt at a "poo my ride".
mugGet the poo my ridemug.

Shmook-ee-poo

a lover who is far beond your every imaginable reach
You is my shmook-ee-poo!
by Yasmin March 28, 2003
mugGet the Shmook-ee-poomug.

Poo Beard

Following copious defecating/diarrhoea, leftover faeces can gather in the shape of a common beard - often drooping from between the legs, perhaps suspended by pubic hairs.
>"Did you wipe?"

"Sure I did"

>"Then how come you got a poo beard?"

"..."
by PooRoomJanitor February 16, 2012
mugGet the Poo Beardmug.

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