Meat Kabob

A meat kabob is a trend where you get all your friends that are guys and stack on eachother using your fat meaty cocks

Dude you should've came to the meat kabob party last night

Meat Kabob by fagblaster3000 January 20, 2022

Meat Walking 

Compared to sleep walking, meat walking is the action in which a sleeping male uncontrollably beats his meat/ masturbates

While on vacation Johnny was meat walking in the same room his mother was sleeping in.

Meat Walking by liljitmane January 21, 2022

Meat tweezers

Meat tweezers are used for grilling chicken, steak, pork, etc.

I grabbed the meat tweezers to get the steaks off of the grill.

Meat tweezers by Mrchristian January 22, 2022

Meat Loaf 

A guy who wouldn't do that.

Rest in Peace Michael Aday

A.K.A Meat Loaf

1947-2022

Meat Loaf by Ubeenbamboozledson January 22, 2022

Meat sweats 

Eating so much meat you effectively become paralyzed - caught in some dimension between pain, sleep, and excessive fullness. Meat sweats.

Our super bowl tradition is now to eat so much meat that we get dem meat sweats

Meat sweats by 69iliketurtles69 February 20, 2022

meat-physics 

(Noun) an alternate name for the material science of physics which studies physical matter, as opposed to meta-physics, used to disparage scientists who deny the reality of non-material realities.

My meat-physics professor at the university will not let me write a paper on astral projection because he claims the subject area is meta-physical esotericism lacking sufficient empirical research data to cite.

meat-physics by MinistryOfDEW March 1, 2022

Meat statue 

A nice looking man or men that you observe from afar. A male distraction.

I was unable to perform my work duties because a handsome meat statue was in my area.

Meat statue by EQuotationmark March 2, 2022