Cat fish kisses

When a woman slams her vagina on a tow truck because it’s nice AF and shiny

Damn… I sure hope insurance will cover all the cover all the cat fish kisses my tow truck just sustained!

by Tow man 2000 February 18, 2022

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aunt martha kiss

When you give a half lip, dry, side kiss to someone with no passion or feeling. Like you would your 'Aunt Martha' when she comes to town.

I walked in the door and she gave me an 'Aunt Martha kiss'. I was like "Ewww, so it's like that now?'

by Chucks5150chucks5150 December 6, 2017

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Dirty rim kiss

When your penis is large enough to dip into or 'kiss' the water of the toilet

"Thats disgusting!". "What?". "I just did a dirty rim kiss".

by GhostyBoi666 August 13, 2018

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When you are standing on the sidewalk or somewhere and some chick or dude just kisses or makes out with you when you least expect it. Also called a surprise kiss. If you're horny, you wanted it to happen.

X: Dude, guess what happened.
Y: What happened?
X: See that chick over there?
Y: Yeah. Why?
X: She just kissed me and I never had time to react.
Y: Lucky boy, a kiss from nowhere

by Clem Winkleberry July 9, 2014

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