Open horse grave

description of a terrible smell

Bobby hadn't showered in days, he smelled like an open horse grave.

by Rev Dan April 08, 2018

kicking horse drink

A western Canada classic this drink consists of house red wine on the rocks finished with a fine cream or milk.

Shannon got wasted off that kicking horse drink last week!

by willedit4food April 19, 2023

spearing a horse

Taking a wooden stake strapping it to your dick and fucking a fat girl.

"Dude you were so drunk you were spearing a horse" -Clayton

by Horse jocky January 16, 2018

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 26, 2011

Tandem War Horse

When a person has cowgirl sex with one girl while another girl rides his face.

Melody and Trinity tandem war horsed me last night.

by Plunkinator April 28, 2018

dingle-horse

you call that idiot a dingle horse as he cannot do anything that the person has asked to do

i can't lie, ur gyal is a dingle-horse

by waterpipesock February 16, 2024