by qrimi June 1, 2021
Get the happybirthday643 mug.A short lasted feeling you think you might get every now and then but you aren’t even sure anymore, because everything just blends into this overpowering numbness that is the misery of life. :)
Friend: I’m so happy right now!
You: Same! *don’t even remember a time when I didn’t hate myself but I’ll lie for you*
You: Same! *don’t even remember a time when I didn’t hate myself but I’ll lie for you*
by i_h8_me June 6, 2021
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The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.
It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
Get the Happy ending mug.Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021
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Get the happy santa mug.A mask to hide how a person really feel. They might say they're happy but if you look inside. They're hurting. They are pretending. They're breaking. So, some other time, when you ask someone and they told you they're happy. Ask them again. A second, third, and fourth time. They might be puting a big wall.
by Dachuuu August 14, 2021
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