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Facebook Fibber

A person who lies on there Facebook status/info/comments to make his or her life seem more interesting.
Molly's Status: going to the movies tomorrow! what should i see?

Molly's Sister: you aren't going to the movies! we have to go to a wedding. Gosh you're such a Facebook Fibber.
by Andi412 June 22, 2010
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[Facebook] Remains

Pictures, wall posts and other remains left after couple has become officially broken up.
Girl 1: His Facebook status says that he is single, but his pictures make it seem like he has a girlfriend.

Girl 2: The pictures are just Facebook Remains, They just broke up last month.

Or

Guy 1: She has a man. Her Wal-to-wall with James makes it obvious they are dating.

Guy 2: No, those are just Facebook Remains.
by Jacqui BB August 26, 2008
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Facebook Sprung

When two couples have been dating for ONLY two months or less and telling each other "I love you" & talking about each other on FB and posting some annoying ass lovey Dovey bullshit on each others profile thinking its cute, but in reality, its annoying as fuck...
Guy post status about GF: I love her so much. I wanna marry her!

Friend comments: HOW FUCKING CUTE! And how long have you two been dating now? two months? a week?
GTFO you're Facebook Sprung
by koolpool13 November 11, 2012
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Facebook Massacring

When people create their own conversations amoungst you're profile eg status updates, and has nothing to do with it.
we are totally facebook massacring Tracey's status right now
by Tinkrbelle August 6, 2010
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Facebook Resume

The act of adding every little detail about one's life, including but not limited to:

1) in which city were you born in
2) which schools you attended and in which cities
3) what accomplishments you've achieved, academic, curricular, etc.
4) where have you worked or currently work at
5) what skills or hobbies you acquire
6) which university or college you attended and in which year you graduated
7) what did you major in while you were completing you're post-secondary education
and the list can go on on.......

but sadly enough, even after exposing everything about one's life via facebook, still many people are unable to find jobs. This is because facebook is not a website to look for jobs/work.
John has been updating his facebook continously over the past two months. He has listed all his academic accomplishments, what teams and institutions he has worked for, where he has volunteered and worked, what scholarships and bursaries he has received and where and what he studied and in which year. But despite his habit of updating his Facebook Resume, he has been unable to find himself a real job. John has been unable to realize that facebook is not made for this purpose.
by thunder_bolt001 July 5, 2014
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Facebook Overload

When people new to Facebook are constantly online posting statuses that never really make sense.

Often posting statuses that say LMS

"Dude! I just got a Facebook!"
"I can tell. You're totally in Facebook overload."
by BabyJay6 December 5, 2011
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Overheard on Facebook

A non-creepy way of bringing up something you read on Facebook, usually about a conversation not involving you
"I overheard on Facebook that Sam is going to that party on Friday"
"OMG you stalker!"
by synthetic42 July 17, 2009
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