David Jurado

house player

Look at that David Jurado over there! Yeah he has no friends

by i am not seen. June 12, 2025

On David

the term everyone yells at school for no apparent reason other than the fact that a random freshman is named david.

On David!!!

by giandola December 5, 2018

david disease

When a person named David starts to act so gay they turn into a band kid

That kid has david disease.

by Meatrider69 June 14, 2023

David

The big Hispanic with 5 friends and 12 belly rolls.

Person 1:“Was that fat kids name David?”
Person 2:“I don’t know but he sure looks like one.”

by AppleLover225 November 19, 2023

David Straticelli

Owner of Straticelli ice cream, David has become a hero of many. He is an icon, and started his business as a young boy. He went from nothing to everything.

Words people describe him: legend, icon, dreamy af, amazing, inspiring, goofy, funny etc.

David Straticelli is life

by rose_smith.x July 30, 2020

David

A quirky chinita girl who says yo, thingy, and fams

Short haired and near sighted

She's such a David

by Rabidasshole June 8, 2021

David

David is the one who will always be with you and listen to you. He is the one who will understand you when others cannot. He has surpassed the level of perfection, and especially his beautiful eyes you’ll never see eyes shine like his so stare into them when you can watch his eyes flicker around and focus but be careful not to get caught staring and if you do don’t look away just study every tiny detail their is and wonder how is someone’s eyes so harmonious, he is also the most loyal and gentle souls to ever exist, but just hidden away but when you eventually peak into it you’ll see how Iucky you are to be the one to stare into those eyes. David will be the reason you decide to keep going and be the reason you’re happy. If you have a David make sure to love them. They deserve the world universe and multiverses, but this long definition can’t even begin to describe all the perfect qualities and Perks he has. So enjoy your time together, forever n always

omg look it’s david

by MyLuvBug January 12, 2022