May 3rd

National send titty pics day

May 3rd

by JEFF JEFFY JEFFERSON May 3, 2022

may 5th

National send a d!k pic day
a day where someone you choose must send you a d!k pic.

Why did he just send me a d!k pic
Why?

Becauseits may 5th

by skibidi_braintot May 3, 2024

May 2

MAY 2, national kidnap your gf day! Kidnap her tell her you love her!

MAY 2! the day you kidnap ur gf and tell her you love her!

by cute_as_ducks. April 30, 2025

May 15th

May 15th is national "show a man your tits" day. This was totally not made so I could make a girl show me her tits on my birthday.

trust me, May 15th is national show a man your tits day.
ok *takes off shirt*

by slimycheesecake April 29, 2024

mais

this is a person who is funny and likes to be active. they like to do sports like soccer and others. this person is very gullible as they forgive very easily. but beware, they may become evil at night. when it turns dawn they turn into the alpha. gr 🐺

Person : Hey Mais!!
Mais : 🐺🐺

by daleenie November 23, 2023

May 19th

A shitty day too be born on.

May 19th.
Mom giving birth: AHHHHH
Baby: WAAAA
Mom: Ew this baby cries too much...this isnt my child. Such a crybaby.
Mom: Give this baby up for adoption.

by Steve Harveyy/Farnstico March 17, 2022

may 5th

send hand pics day

hey it’s may 5th send me ur hands😍

by urmomlpl May 5, 2022