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split the banana 

when a man recieves an erection so large, that it actually breaks through his skin
"Man, I was whacking the gary last night to some Rosie O'Donnel videos, and it just got so intense that i split the banana."
split the banana by ssullivan April 19, 2006

chocolate banana 

When a dude porks something in the rear for a great while and then pulls out his shaft and notices that there is a very brown and smelly substance covering his wang because the bitch/fag he was hittin had a dirty asshole, covered in dry shit on the outside and a huge log inside.
After anally inducing Sally for a great period of time, he pulled out and noticed brown smelly shit all over his manhood. When he finished donkey punching her, he mad sure she sucked his chocolate banana clean to make it look like it did before the anal pounding

drop a banana 

A phrase that can be used for just about anything; based on car racing video games that often use bananas as weapons. In those games, you drop a banana so another player can slip on it. In conversation, it can mean any of the following:
-to get into an argument
-to blow your fuse
-to lose your virginity (pop a cherry)
-to ruend a relationship
-to lose something important
-etc.
I dropped a banana with Pete last night.
Don't drop a banana about it!
drop a banana by Sunny Senny June 2, 2007

Peel the banana 

Pulling back the foreskin of an uncircumcised man's penis
Q: Hey do you know if Jake is jewish?
A: Naw, I looked over his shoulder at the urinal the other day, and saw him peel the banana

Dark Banana  

An Asian Person Who's Yellow on the outside and black on the inside.

OR

An Asian Person who looks asian but acts and speaks like a black person.
G-man: Yo, you see that Asian guy rapping?
Snoop Dog: Yea, he's a Dark Banana .
Dark Banana by Sdap March 30, 2009

Fresh Banana 

noun.

1.Something a chick on skates gives you at Sonic.

2.A kind of banana only available at Sonic.

3. Something a prostitute gives you....off of the value menu at Sonic.
Dude, I just went to Sonic and ordered a "Fresh Banana"!

How was it?

Let's just say that "Fresh Banana" was....Orgasmic!LOL JK it was alright.
Fresh Banana by TheKPL August 28, 2010