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easy-bake oven

a name for when you don't want to directly name a pregnant person, so you just give them a nickname in hopes that they wont find out about how you've been talking about them all this time.
"hey, did you see ms.easy-bake oven yesterday? she looks like she's been eating non-stop!"

"you aren't supposed to say that, jeremiah."
by im at school right now January 12, 2023
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Procrasti-bake

The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking, typically involving elaborate or time-consuming recipes that serve as a distraction from the task at hand. Procrasti-baking often results in a delicious treat, but also a delay in completing important tasks. The term "procrasti-bake" is a play on the words "procrastinate" and "bake."
I know I have an essay due tomorrow, but I just can't focus right now - I think I need to procrasti-bake some brownies to clear my head.
by uhTipy April 9, 2023
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stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.
Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that
by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023
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Clam Bake

A setting in the Sauna where only ladies are inside
I went to the spa to sweat, but it was a regular clam bake inside....
by The Naughty Dragon June 30, 2023
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double baked pastry

i hope this goes hard... feel free to ctrl + c and ctrl + v
hi are you a double baked pastry bevause your such a retart
by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024
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fried bake

A Guyanese bake is deep fried sweet dough with a crunchy exterior that is enjoyed in Guyana and the Caribbean
me a make fried bake ackee and saltfish for breakfast
by lia_357373737373838848484 August 5, 2024
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bro backer

When you understand that your little brother is horny but frustrated alot and tired of masterbating all the time. You provide him with a girl to fuck and get a blowjob from.
Numerous times after I hear sex noises going on, my little brother will come out of his bedroom naked except for a little towel around his waist. He then says to me, "dude, thanks for being not only a bro backer but also a good brother. The girl you got me is a freak! She said she wants to rim me, suck my toes and drain my balls again."
by Watchinfool October 2, 2023
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