Baked apple

An old pothead that has smoked for so many years their head looks like a baked apple.

Guy: Dude, sick, look at that guy’s head!
Gal: Stop it, that’s not funny, its a baked apple.
Guy: Sorry, that’s crazy though

by Is that a chicken!? July 31, 2018

apple bopping

to stick your dick in apple juice then let a cat lick your dick

OMG did you here Tony did apple bopping?!

by MrWackyWabbit November 26, 2018

Carolina Caramel Apple

When you fuck a bitch on the rag, then pull out and make her blow you.

Yo, my girl was actin a fool last night and on her period, so I gave her a Carolina Caramel Apple.

by Beardedfootlong June 6, 2024

Apple Pimp

People who own a lot of Apple products and think they're so cool.

That guy's got a iPhone, a Macbook Pro, a iMac and a iBullshitter. He's such an Apple Pimp!

by serenity_within_calamity January 1, 2012

Apple

A sweet, crisp fruit that originated in Central Asia. They come in varieties such as Gala, Red Delicious, Fuji, Mcintosh,

Granny Smith, and more. The U.S. is the second largest producer behind China. They have good health benefits, too.

"What is Steve Jobs' favorite fruit?"

"An apple, of course!"

by Ms. apple February 24, 2019

apple

its a flipng fruit how the hell dont you know what fruit is

aperraently you have no apples down there

by i cup June 6, 2018

Apple

An amazing and wonderful girl, she is very funny an generous, she knows how to put a smile on most everyone’s face, she is also very hot.

person:have you met apple?
person:yes she is very funny and hot

by peopleperson222 September 19, 2022