Browning apple

A term for a cougar on a downward slope (losing looks, allure money, attitude, confidence, etc.).

"Did you see Sheila last night? She used to be such a cougar, but damn that apple is browning. Fast."

"Oh, she's so sad. Clearly she doesn't realize she's a browning apple."

by Cattocius February 20, 2012

apple cinnamon bun

A way better nickname for your other half other than "Bae, Boo, honey, sweetie" or anything else that is given to that person whom you love so dearly.

My girlfriend is my apple cinnamon bun, I love her to death.

by LittleMissWords-A-Lot November 18, 2016

apple bopping

to stick your dick in apple juice then let a cat lick your dick

OMG did you here Tony did apple bopping?!

by MrWackyWabbit November 26, 2018

Love Apple

Love Apple is an obsessed little fucking bitch who will cling onto anybody she easily gets attached with.

glitchy: "hey guys im glitchy"
love apple: "OMG HI GLITCHY PLEASE SIGN MY BOW!!!!!!!!!!"

by unubun October 25, 2024

Dutch Apple

To fart in someone's face while they're teabagging you.

He's such a nasty guy. He actually Dutch appled me while I was going down on him!

by Gdawg15 June 27, 2015

apple cider

your best friend's crush's cum.

"Just tell him you want to make apple cider sometime."

by peepeepoopeoopppo October 20, 2019

Apple-saucin

Tea bagging after you have old man balls the size of apples

I walked in on grandpa in the middle of apple-saucin my grandma.

by Durty J November 08, 2021