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Adam+Tea

oh shit they’re Adam+Tea -ing
by adamandtealover January 3, 2025
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Adam points

"Adam points" is a point system Used by the leader in the Bookworm Club and is an importan aspect of the club. The most points a member has obtain is infinity points, after the crazy event of him the member fighting the book worm leader, Adam. If you want to use this point system you need to join the Bookworm Club
by Bookworm member 2 January 7, 2025
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Adam Dorchester

Guy1: Who tf is Adam Dorchester
Guy2: A life guard
by Adam Dorchester January 10, 2025
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Adam

1. Biblical person.
2. My friend who either gets girls or everyone thinks he’s gay.
1.” Adam and Eve are the first man and woman, considered the parents of humanity.”
2. “Adam please stop talking about catholic stuff” I say.
Adam, “ no! That’s being ‘religist’”
by Emordnilap June 11, 2025
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Reverse Adam's Apple

When someone sticks there penis so far in your ass it goes into your throat giving you a reverse Adam's apple
Damn that sex was so good i think it gave me a Reverse Adam's Apple
by Sir Pineapple June 17, 2025
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Adam

Adam
(n.)
A freak genetic anomaly who looks 25, thinks like a philosopher king, and considers daily showers an oppressive Western construct. Adam is the type of dude who can quote ancient Vedic texts and John Hughes film in the same breath — and somehow make both sound profound.

He’s a certified yogi, a detective by trade, and a soon-to-be published author who probably wrote half his cyberpunk novel while in a headstand, drinking 9.5 pH water, and judging you for eating non-organic Doritos.

Underneath the hyper-intellectual, stoic exterior lies an undercover empath — the kind who pretends not to care but probably remembers the name of your dead goldfish and how you felt about it.

Adam doesn’t forget names — even of the wildly forgettable. He doesn’t forget shit — except maybe the last time he showered. But that’s okay. His chi is balanced, his IQ is clinically off the charts, and he probably already forgave you for being less evolved.
Wait… was that a cop, a monk, or a sci-fi author?”
“Bro...yes, Yes, and YES — that was Adam!"
by Jay Monét June 20, 2025
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An Adam

An Adam is where you have something in perfect working order and is then ruined within a few months

Or

An Adam is where a big mess has been made and not cleaned up.
That car was purchased in good clean working order now it’s an Adam .

Or

Look on the floor over there it’s an Adam
by Justalaugh July 17, 2025
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