sam drake

A man who needs to stop playing cat and mouse with Darcy and just love her already so they can have fun together and enjoy life.

Don’t let a great gal get away Sam Drake

by Darknessgotcha June 9, 2018

Sam the seagull

A fictional character known for autistic tendencies, violent fits and racist opinions.
He’s a loving son, an exquisite brother and a superb villa van. Sam the seagull became famous in 2008 when he stole Doritos from a shop. And in 2022 he stole kids from a nursery. In those 14 years the seagull has became Tiktok famous and conquered the town of shepshed

Hey you’re such a Sam the seagull man

(A unpredictably special person )

by Mickey gamer 123 August 9, 2022

sam mosley

a guy that rubs your feet while eating shit out of a individuals ass while screaming stick it me.

you will be tired after a sam mosley

by mommy mike August 10, 2022

Sam | cavalrysquake

sam is the best person ever. literally if you're friends with her keep her because she's literally amazing. she has the sweetest heart and deserves the world. there's nothing bad to say about her because she's literally that amazing. not to mention the fact that she's a crazy good editor I mean have you seen her edits omg. literally she's amazing and can't say anything bad about her. love her sm she's the best. so lucky to call her my friend
love you sam <3

sam | cavalrysquake is the best person ever.

by mwah <3 August 13, 2022

Sam matchett

Sam matchett is the goat of life, women bow down to him like he is a god

Sam matchett is fit ♥️😍🥰☺️

by Bigbilllyboist August 15, 2022

Sam

A ping pong boy ( table tennis, if you’re trying to impress him). He starts his days with mushroom coffee, Wim Hof breathing, and cold showers. Crazy, you may ask? Sam typically has severe ADHD and cannot stop speaking. Most Sam’s are below 5’8 and have very fat lips used for eating large amounts of food however, this may result in explosive diarrhea up to 10 times a day. Although his sexuality is unclear he is very funny.

Girl 1: Hey did you see how handsome James was
Girl 2: yeah omg
Sam: Yeahh ommg girl he’s soo hot

by Juliaeosepau August 16, 2022

Evan Sam

Evan Sam is brown and friendly thats all.

Evan Sam is brown and friendly

by idk i like dick tionary August 24, 2022