Me: Aw, man! Did anyone step on a duck?
I farted but I tried to cover it up with "stepped on a duck."
I farted but I tried to cover it up with "stepped on a duck."
by SuperCatgirl2 October 16, 2018
The sexual act in which a woman puts two pringles in between her lips to make it look like she has a duck bill and the man will ejaculate into the duck bill and she eats the pringles with the seman.
by Bear kibbin December 19, 2020
A type of fornication where you put soap in a female's bunghole, then proceed to have anal fornication with said female.
by Soapyduckthathoe April 15, 2014
From poron: in social media, a Post-and-Run Moron who insincerely makes a moronic social media post, often claiming expertise they do not have, for attention with no intention to respond; + Duck here being a contraction indicating Dunning Kruger syndrome (a type of cognitive bias in which the person believes that they are experts in a topic in which they in fact know almost nothing. Essentially, a social media poster without the insight or knowledge needed to recognize their own incompetence, posting ludicrous claims to seek attention and responses.
You have posted a moronic proposition in a subject of which you know nothing, just to seek attention. You are just a Poron's Duck.
by Son of Boiledvark January 23, 2021
by Penispump2500 April 13, 2022
When your phone hates you and youre trying to call someone out on a lie. This usually only makes you more frustrated.
by Duckinglie November 18, 2016