Gummy Dog

A dog with big gums.

Oh shit! Gummy dog is coming around the corner!

by Maxwell 273747 November 25, 2021

Shaggy Dogged

When you are a little slimy pre-vet student who is trying to gain pathology experience so shadow a doctor during a gross necropsy to which you cut yourself with bloodied knife. Only can occur if animal is a dog and knife has been ballz deep in the dead dog previous to the laceration. Now similar to the 2006 acclaimed film "The Shaggy Dog" the dog DNA has entered your body.

Damn, I got shaggy dogged last friday cutting into a carpal joint and now my thumb is swollen.

by slimyprevetkid June 22, 2022

Dog of wisdom

Dog of wisdom

Hi.
It's me.
I'm the dog.
My name is the dog.
Everyone likes me.
I'm cute.
I think i will
bark a nothing now,

*barks*

Who's that.
Coming up over the horizon in my sky.
Who dares?
It's me
The dog of wisdom.
I dispense wisdom
from my mighty
wisdom tooth.
Hi.
What is your wisdom?
Here is my wisdom:
If your ball
Is too big for your mouth,
it's not yours.
That's a good wisdom.
Thanks.
I also know a few
knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ball.
Ball who?
BallIEVE it or not
I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel
so free-hee-hee!

by iosihbfsvibfs February 20, 2022

The dogs tits

Means something is brilliant or amazing.

That's the dogs tits that

by Truecrimefan200 March 3, 2022

dog nuts

a term of endearment, a put down, in reference as you being equal to a dogs nuts. a real winner.

Shut your mouth dog nuts. Ol dog nuts over here.

by dude22 October 11, 2005

dog hickey

a type of hickey given to Luke by his dog

Example Conversation
Me: Luke whats dat mark on ya neck
Luke: its from a bike stack
Me: awww man you got another hickey from ya dog again
Luke: maybe
Me: ewwww you gross fat cunt! u love dog hickey

by Edu October 20, 2006

butter dog

A mainly Japanese pursuit in which liberal amounts of butter (slightly warmes) are smeared on a bird's minge, and a dog (normally a Golden Retriever) is then brought in to lick it off.

Miss Yang took great pleasure in introducing the Tupperware Party to Butter Dog.

by White WeeWee January 26, 2005