ninja load

A portion of ejaculate that is discovered after due diligence is made to clean up after ones self. The location of which is usually surprising or unexpected.

"I just discovered a ninja load under the bill of my hat! I have been walking around unaware for an hour."

by Jastro February 7, 2014

ninja cookie

When you throw a fart into a persons face.

She released the gas and ninja cookied her sister, causing her to gag.

by kaylacatcher97 November 17, 2016

ninja bee

a bee that is a ninja.

the ninja bee killed the human with throwing stars and broke into the house for the honey.

by the annoying orange October 8, 2016

Olga Kurylenko Are Cyborg Ninja

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Olga Kurylenko Are Cyborg Ninja

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

dinosaur toothbrush with ninja sauce

Japanese tryhard name to scare players in games. There is a meme of that

Me naming my self "忍者ソースの恐竜歯ブラシ" to scare other players

Japanese guy in the server wondering why my name is "Dinosaur toothbrush with ninja sauce"

by 0zKth December 12, 2022

Ninja Kiss

When you kiss someone but have a cloth mask over your mouth

Anyway, last night we were in bed and he turned the lights out. Then out of nowhere, the son of a bitch gave me a Ninja Kiss!

by Definitely not Brett March 10, 2022

Ninja Nonsense

noun.
1. The kind of nonsense that jumps out at you when you're not expecting it. Usually from a friend's mouth.
2. Something that shouldn't be funny, but is.
3. Everything that comes out of Blue's mouth.

Blue: I'm going to boil some words and see what happens.
me: What, like alphabet soup?
Blue: Yeah.
me: Maybe you'll get Shakespeare.
Blue: That is some superb Ninja Nonsense right there!

"Nonsense is okay, but sensical nonsense is an extreme form of nonsense. Like Ninja Nonsense!" ~Blueberry

Suicidal sense should be a synonym for Ninja Nonsense. Sense that just kills itself.

by Cassiopia&Blue November 28, 2011