When a male is having sexual intercourse and just before the male is about to cum, a random nun comes out of the closet and pump fakes and scores, giving the male blue balls. OH FUCK.
"Mother Tamara has the best pump fake in the league... Blue balls everytime fucking up my game, bruh"
by ballaFred February 1, 2017
Get the Pump Fakemug. A manipulative tactic where someone retroactively claims they had planned a generous or thoughtful act but blames the other person's behavior for "ruining" it. This fabricated scenario is used as a trap to evoke guilt, regret, or compliance, even though the supposed gesture was never genuinely intended.
After our disagreement, he set up a fake gesture trap, saying he was about to propose to me but decided not to because I upset him.
by The Fairy Godfather January 5, 2025
Get the Fake Gesture Trapmug. J-Fake: Something that is complete fabrication. To Never J-Fake is to keep it real at all time, with all things.
A lie. (J-Fake)
Not true or real. (J-Fake)
Cap. (J-Fake)
Kizzy. (J-Fake)
A lie. (J-Fake)
Not true or real. (J-Fake)
Cap. (J-Fake)
Kizzy. (J-Fake)
Never J-Fake with me and I'll Never J-Fake with you.
Stay true to yourself and Never J-Fake.
Stop all that J-faking.
Why do I feel like you're J-Faking with me, I don't believe anything you said.
Stay true to yourself and Never J-Fake.
Stop all that J-faking.
Why do I feel like you're J-Faking with me, I don't believe anything you said.
by IV000 November 11, 2020
Get the Never J-Fakemug. Those friends that only use you when they need something or when they have nothing else to do.
TYPES OF FAKE FRIENDS
1) The User
The one that uses you for popularity or more friends or for money. That friend that was so sweet, shy and nice at first then turns into a real bitch after they get into the circle. (STAY AWAY, THERE TIME WILL COME)
2) The Two Faced
That 'FRIEND' that is so nice to your face and then goes running away to talk shit about you when you have done nothing wrong. And when your in a group or around popular peole they completely ignore your existence. (FUCK THEM)
3) The Drifter
The so called 'friends' that only talks to you when they need something or want something, like for money, a ride, or anything in general but completely ignores you when they dont want anything (AT THE MOMENT).
Please guys stay away from these people, everyone will soon realise who they really are and they will be loners and very hated. Be yourself and be kind and a good friend and if you really want to just scream at them and completely expose them because 99.99999% of the time they deserve it and need to hear it. THEY ARE BITCHES AND YOUR BETTER THEN THEM !!!!!!!!!!
The 'friend' that o
TYPES OF FAKE FRIENDS
1) The User
The one that uses you for popularity or more friends or for money. That friend that was so sweet, shy and nice at first then turns into a real bitch after they get into the circle. (STAY AWAY, THERE TIME WILL COME)
2) The Two Faced
That 'FRIEND' that is so nice to your face and then goes running away to talk shit about you when you have done nothing wrong. And when your in a group or around popular peole they completely ignore your existence. (FUCK THEM)
3) The Drifter
The so called 'friends' that only talks to you when they need something or want something, like for money, a ride, or anything in general but completely ignores you when they dont want anything (AT THE MOMENT).
Please guys stay away from these people, everyone will soon realise who they really are and they will be loners and very hated. Be yourself and be kind and a good friend and if you really want to just scream at them and completely expose them because 99.99999% of the time they deserve it and need to hear it. THEY ARE BITCHES AND YOUR BETTER THEN THEM !!!!!!!!!!
The 'friend' that o
"Wow, she`s so rude! She completely ditched me for the popular group! We used to be so close but now she thinks shes better then everyone else. I HATE HER, SHES SUCH A FAKE FRIENDS! "
by Monty - The Real Talk December 3, 2019
Get the Fake Friendsmug. by Mott26 November 23, 2021
Get the Fakeemug. A person who discovered wowaka a few years after he passed away, They only know the songs he made during his Vocaloid Phase, like: "Rolling Girl", "Ura-Omote Lovers" and "World's End Dancehall" Usually has little to no interest in the band he formed, (Hitorie) and has likely only known his music for 4 years.
by anonymous200020 May 22, 2023
Get the Fake wowaka fanmug. by Analrupturer October 18, 2013
Get the fake blemmug.