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Personal Gain

If you don't pay for my labor I'll kill your kids. As many as I can.
Hym "It doesn't matter if I'm doing it for my own personal gain or to appease lord Jashin if you don't pay I will kill a child."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2025
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personal cocksucker

Woman or man who provide dedicated blowjob services to only one man. They are usually on-call. Personal Cocksuckers are usually consensual, but sometime unconsensual.
Example 1: “Dude, my girlfriend loves me so much, I got myself a personal cocksucker!”

Example 2: “Unless you want me telling your girlfriend all about the gay porn collection I found on your computer, you’re gonna be my personal cocksucker from now on.”
by Knows-too-much March 25, 2023
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Shapeshifter personality disorder

The Changeling
- you change things about yourself
The Organized
- you think everything’s the same

The Channeler
-you act like other people
The Musician
- you act out like the lyrics you listen to
The Truther
- the one who tells the truth
The Wizard
- you think you are able to summon
The Therian
- you think you are an animal person
The Jaded
- you sit there and think

The Nimble
- you actively do things
The Rebel
- you destroy lives
The Trickster
- you tell lies or play tricks
The Fae
- a people person
I'm going over to Kris's house, I better do something beforehand because he tricks the others into thinking they did something wrong, I think he has Shapeshifter personality disorder
by provocaine December 24, 2022
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husband-like person

A man (or woman) filling all the responsibilities of a spouse, but to whom you are not married.
Barry is the best husband-like person I have encountered in my life.
by Enchanted in New Mexico June 8, 2017
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Greatest person ever

person1: whos the Greatest person ever? skylar and everyone else: matthew
by cumsock420697659756 December 4, 2020
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National bully a short person day

This holiday falls on august 24. You can bully anyone under 5’4.
Tim:I bullied Sierra

Bella:why?
Tim:because it’s national bully a short person day
by Ihavekidsinmybasement101 December 19, 2020
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