Atlantis special

When one ejaculates in a dolphins blow hole, and the dolphin proceeds to eject the cum and water back into one’s face

“I heard my friend Joey got an Atlantis special, I wonder how that felt

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Shafter special

Having a potato masher and half a kitchen utensil drawer in ones rectum , while ingesting ones own tears and semen while shitting the bed.

What a Shafter special, he wasted his free hit on a load of useless bastards

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Something we say to Talk about the left ideas

No. I'm not A word Special genius Making it Crazy person.

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Ty. Sorry ladies, he's engaged.

Ty is the epitome of a sizzler special. A big ol piece of man meat

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People of African-American descent with bad credit.

Those brothers came out of a Chevy Malibu with 28 inch rims and cracked bumper, it's going to be an 18 special for sure.

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An act involving a panda bear shitting on the chest an individual who is having sex.

Dude, Rico just got back from China and is telling people he got a Bampoo Special at the brothel next to the People's National Zoo.

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A sex act characterized by a panda bear defecating in the chest of one or more participants, ideally at the moment of climax.

Dude, have you talked to Rico since he got back from Beijing? He says he got a Bampoo Special at that brothel next to the People's National Zoo!

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