Buttered Sausage

Verb. The act ejaculating on a flaccid penis. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Painting the Shaft.

Ever since Hansen was diagnosed with erectile dysfunction, he’s been addicted to buttered sausage. “What it is, what it does, why is it doing what it’s doing, Get it out of my face.”

by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025

Yorkshire Sausage

A dog poo.

Mind you don't step in that Yorkshire sausage, kids.

by roman-34 December 1, 2025

Mexican sausage gobbler

This is where your nan pounds her pussy on the door asking for you to squirt on her saggy tits after you've just busted a wet sticky load all over the kitchen sink.

Another version of this is where a bloke called Brandon puts his giant wobble cock into the keyhole in the front door while getting fucked by a horse cock.

Brandon, are you doing the Mexican sausage gobbler again?

by Kamhawkz1001 December 9, 2025

Jakarta sausage party

Fingers that are thicker than they are long

"That dude has some short, fat fingers"
"Yeah his wife must love that Jakarta sausage party"

by Duchess Bdussy January 7, 2026

Jakarta sausage party

Fingers that are thicker than they are long

"That dude has some short, fat fingers"
"Yeah his wife must love that Jakarta sausage party"

by Duchess Bdussy January 7, 2026

Alabama Sausage Warmer

The act of lighting a woman's pubes on fire. And a man rubbing his pubes against them until they also light on fire. And then she jerks him off until the fire spreads to his penis. Creating a "warm sausage"

I got an Alabama Sausage warmer from my girl.

by Iehdjeywhdhre January 8, 2026

South Side Sausage

Where Your Balls Are Above Your Dick This Could Be Anywhere Including Chest And Head

"Ken Has A South Side Sausage I Saw It"

by UD Master December 9, 2008